I am well aware that this makes no sense at all.
These products go over really well with reformed cannibals.
Be wary in dark hallways with high ceilings; these are ninja hippos’ natural habitat.
In a misguided attempt to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of the popular game ‘Hungry Hungry Hippos’, executives from Hasbro brought in a live hippo. The result of the ensuing carnage can be seen behind me.
The silver lining here is the extra gifts that dude is gonna get…. if he makes it through the night.
a sombre warning to children everywhere
The young girl in the family, having recently heard the song “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas” had made it known to her family that this was her Christmas wish as well. The disastrous results are apparent behind me.
Credit for this cartoon goes to my friend Shane!
